SLP Haikus

Sending in my final final exam (of the summer ovester) has inspired me to write some SLP-related Haikus. I’ll be updating the post as they come to me so check back!

Voice Perve

Vocal folds abound.

Don’t look at them in public,

you crazy pervert.

Therapy Schmerapy

Chew chant swallow boom

Is it really just a joke?

Try yawn therapy.

Nodes

Give me a nodule

Not papillomatosis

Any day of the week [Editor’s note: Hi-MLPK kindly pointed out that the word ‘any’ has two syllables. Wow. So that makes this line 6. I’m working on it]

New Line: Get them gardasil

Aural Rehab

Put in a carpet

And some visual alarms

I’m hearing impaired

AAC (I decided to make a nice one)

It gives me a voice

When before it I had none

Be patient with me

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6 thoughts on “SLP Haikus

  1. vegetard says:

    AAC (mean version)A hard class to bearWe can see the prof's nipplesOn hot or cold days

  2. Katie V. says:

    hahahahahahaha! Seriously Maia, too funny. You have a gift! If you think of any more, please share!

  3. Vixxen says:

    lol You're hilarious, Katie, you crazy pervert.

  4. Sarah Hori says:

    Oh my goodness, Katie and Maia you are both hilarious. I was laughing out loud to myself. Awesomeness.

  5. vegetard says:

    VoiceFair test length, my assNo, Tim CANNOT talk louderLest he get nodules.

  6. Katie V. says:

    Maia, that last one just made my life. Keep sharing!

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