Sneaky, Sneaky Chapters

So – I went to Chapters last weekend on a whim.  Not that big of a whim because I wander around that store rarely buying anything at least once a week.  So maybe it should read “I went to Chapters last weekend on schedule”.  Set up near the front of the store was a table with a young dude and some books displayed in an obvious “I wrote this book and I’mma sign it for you” kinda way.  So I approached because I can’t resist a book.  It turned out to be a graphic novel which is rarely how I roll but it got me thinking:  Hey, my sister likes all this jazz.  DING DING!  Christmas!  It was all dark and foreboding looking with a razor on the front and black used a lot.  I flipped through it and it had werewolves and guns and generally seediness and angst.  Perfect!  Sister will love it!  Plus the dude mentioned that it was already in the works to become a movie.  Not only would I be giving my sister a novel I think she would enjoy it was about to become extra cool and she could say that she liked it “before it was cool” which is what every hipster wants*.  Excited I texted her to say that I had found part of her Christmas gift and golly gee whiz would she ever like it.

Flash forward to this weekend:  I grab the book off my shelf to sneakily read a chunk and see what it is like when I spotted the dedication at the front.  “This book is dedicated to every soul still searching for the Truth, the Life, and the Way.  Oh no you didn’t.  I quickly scanned my brain – there had to be some other reference that would use that line than John 4:16 (ie.  the bible).  But in my heart I knew.  I flipped through the book more carefully hoping to allay my fears but e’erbody be wearin a CROSS!  This be a Christian graphic novel.  My sister don’t really roll that way (and we know from previous posts that neither do I).  Should Chapters not have to post some sort of warning on booths like this?  Or hide the table in the religious section?  I guess not in Red Deer you don’t.

Thank goodness sister has a sense of humour so we had a good chuckle over text when I broke it to her that the “totally amazing and right up her alley gift” likely would not be all I had made it out to be.  She said she’d take it anyway – apparently a graphic novel is a graphic novel.  Plus I have to hand it to the dude – the drawings are pretty wicked.

*I should clarify that my sister isn’t really a hipster.  But I think everyone appreciates being able to slightly arrogantly claim to have “known about [insert pop culture reference here] before it became cool” every once in a while.

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