Sending in my final final exam (of the summer ovester) has inspired me to write some SLP-related Haikus. I’ll be updating the post as they come to me so check back!
Voice Perve
Vocal folds abound.
Don’t look at them in public,
you crazy pervert.
Therapy Schmerapy
Chew chant swallow boom
Is it really just a joke?
Try yawn therapy.
Nodes
Give me a nodule
Not papillomatosis
Any day of the week [Editor’s note: Hi-MLPK kindly pointed out that the word ‘any’ has two syllables. Wow. So that makes this line 6. I’m working on it]
New Line: Get them gardasil
Aural Rehab
Put in a carpet
And some visual alarms
I’m hearing impaired
AAC (I decided to make a nice one)
It gives me a voice
When before it I had none
Be patient with me
thedapperdame 
AAC (mean version)A hard class to bearWe can see the prof's nipplesOn hot or cold days
hahahahahahaha! Seriously Maia, too funny. You have a gift! If you think of any more, please share!
lol You're hilarious, Katie, you crazy pervert.
Oh my goodness, Katie and Maia you are both hilarious. I was laughing out loud to myself. Awesomeness.
VoiceFair test length, my assNo, Tim CANNOT talk louderLest he get nodules.
Maia, that last one just made my life. Keep sharing!